My Biography on EHG ♥ PART I

As you can see, I am online again to post this shitty crap. I feel bazaar today, wow. I'll cut the crap and get to the point, here goes. EHG is an acronym for Evil Hacking Girrafe, well, I'm lying. You don't even need to know what EHG means. anyways, this species of living organism happens to be a big blob of cytoplasm, A REAL BIG BLOB. Try to picture three fishballs, one for the head, one for the body, and one for the legs.
EHGs are usually found flirting about with any male specimens, waxing shoes or just screaming for attention. This is a common phenomena. Pregnant women, Heart disease sufferers and young children are advised to play dead when encountering with a specimen such as EHG. This is not an efficient escaping method but is highly recommended. After that, pray to God tht EHG will leave you alone.
EHGs annoys me. I hate EHGs. EHGs have big mouths and lousy brains, they do not think thoroughly before communicating which shows that EHGs has a low IQ level and as well as a low EQ level. EHGs also have fast legs, they walk around fast but usually the mass and gravitational forces pulls them down resulting to a equivalent reaction force that slows down the damn BLOB. The average kinetic energy produced by EHGs are of a rate of 12 at a scale of 100. imagine that.
EHGs tend to have a high frequency sound vibration which are harmful to human ears. Earmuffs are recommended when getting near to EHGs. According to recent statistics, EHGs are found to be one of the main causes of natural disasters, such as earthquakes, avalanches, mudslides, tsunami's and etc. This is a result of the massive gravitational forces created when a certain EHG moves. So, blame them for eartquakes.
EHGs have a green eyes. They get jealous easily, VERY EASILY. They will try to attack their ictims mentally with their high frequency sound vibrations and cause a mental damage. EHGs like attention, no matter good or bad. They just FCUKING NEED ATTENTION, FOR GOD's SAKE, always trying to put themsleves in the spotlight, wtf. PUI!
If anyone thinks that I wrote this because I'm a bitch, then think whatever you want hhahas. THIS CRAP AIN'T REAL. IT'S MY IMAGINATION GOING ON THE LOOSE! There will be a PART II somewhere in the future no matter you like it or not. wahaha. stay tuned.