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1. The name's Ho Li Fen but hey, please call me Lifen :) Not in any funny way though, it pisses me off sometimes.
2. I'm born on, *080692* ; and yeappp, I'm the typical Gemini, mouthy and talkative!
3. Even though I look like I'm 15 but mind you, I'm old enough to drive :D
4. This handsome guy made me understood I could do whatever I want, as long as it makes me happy ♥
5. I'm striving in my university now. Trying to find a balance between my future career and my interests. FML, I hate growing up!
6. I'm getting tired of rumors, hypocrites, pressure, haters, backstabbers & people who take me for granted.
7. I love chocolate but I hate the fact that it triggers my migraine attacks :(
8. I'm a lazy pig but I hate procrastinating as well. FML, again!
9. I wanna enjoy life as it is but obviously reality doesn't allow that. So, like, wtf, FML again.. = =
10. My blog is my space to rant. It's random crap I feel about my life, love it or hate it, it's your business.
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EHGs are deadly weapons. According to recent statistics, it was said that they're the main causes of World War II. World War III is coming soon if we don't be alert and stay alert! Listen to what I have to say. EHGs have brilliant shape-shifting skills. They have the ability to fit into their environamental surroundings perfectly with camouflage. For example, When meeting a senior-level sergeant, EHGs would transform into small soldiers, waxing the sergeant's damn shoes. However, EHGs have faulty information transferring & converting systems. They often malfunction, resulting to exaggeration of the interpreted data and giving out faulty information to different military headquarters. They usually give out different versions of ReadMe files about a certain topic to each respesctive headquarter and that is how World War II happened. Misunderstandings, conflicts and big machine guns. Then, next KABOOOOOMMMM! Since EHGs have good shape-shifting skills, they can shape-shift into the state of the art war TANK, devastating any enemy territory. EHGs tend to have good tank body kit, especially the spotlights & bumpers BUT they're all fake, just ILLUSIONS. The spotlights don't shine, the bumper's ain;t shock resistant, only the siren works. Moreover, it melts under sunlight, like Michael Jackson does. Talking about the siren, it has a high sound frequency. it acts as a secondary weapon, killing anything within 1000 square kilometres. As for the primary weapon, it's the skill 'Earthquake'. The skill is so powerful, there's still aftershocks since the end of World War II was over till now. It is very easy to know if there's any EHGs nearby. The siren tells it all but it will be hard to tell if you can come back alive to tell the tale. EHGs have one last ultimate weapon, the BIOCHEMIDESTRUCTO-RAY. With one shot of this baby, you can say sayonara to the world and Hello to heaven! Remember what happened to the Pearl Harbour? :)
Despite possesing low EQ levels, EHGs have close relations with successful industries. There is where they get all their financial and weapon resources. They have an unlimited resource of ammo and maintenance services.
That's PART II folks. stay tuned for PART III!
Posted by lifen♔ at 5/07/2008 06:24:00 PM 0 comments»