EHGs : Survival of the OILIEST!

Back with part III, here we go! EHGs lie a normal daily life too, just like us human beings. They also have basic necessities to live, just that they're different from us. They cannot live without FOOD. I repeat, THEY CANNOT LIVE WITHOUT FOOD. And yeahhh, they don't have to breathe actually, all they need to do is eat. Breathing is just a bloody waste of time.

What we have to know about EHGs is that they have big apetites, they cannot get starved. If they really do get stared, the whole city would be eaten up. So, we conclude that EHGs are holozoic, a type of nutrition that eats anything & everything. Some people might wonder how do they eat? Well, it's easy. Being holozoic & massive in size, EHGs engulfs food by phagocytosis. The vicitm is consumed and digested according to the following steps;

1. EHG approaches victim.

2. Spreads its massive body engulfing the vicitm.

3. Secretes lipids and fatty acids on the victim to speed up the phagocytosis process.

4. Lipids and fatty acids work together and digests victim rapidly (pH value of lipids: -100 extremely acidic)

5. Process repeats and continues until EHG is full and satisfied.

Some might be wondering why EHGs doesn't need to breathe. A logical explanation would be done here. Humans breathe to gain oxygen, oxygen generates energy and pumps in life into an organism. However, EHGs have a masive load of lipids and fatty acids. Massive enough to generate energy without going through the process of respiration. In fact, one unit of EHG is made up of 75% of lipids, a huge contrast from humans, as humans are mainly composed of H2O. So, the huge amount of lipids are able to produce enough chemical and heat to generate energy in order to maintain the life of an EHG, allowing the EHG to live without respiring. Respiring is only considered an unnecessary act during the light time and only needed at night to coordinate with the rapid movements of the jaws, lower limbs, thighs and chest due to a massive killing of energy.

Where do EHGs get so much lipids? Nice question there :) We were often enquired with this particular question as EHGs massive lipid amount do not come naturally. The EHGs were observed that they spread parasiting spores everywhere they pass by. Any unlucky victim getting near the spore is considering drawing themselves into the clasp of doom. Their lipids and fat will get sucked till there's no more and eventually causes death due to the dryness of the remaining body. After that, the spores which have sufficient lipids will automatically mobilise and return to their owner, providing its full supply of lipids. Many death cases were caused because of the parasite's attack. Scientists worked hard to cease the parasite's devastation to keep the world in justice and harmony, free from excess lipids. However, the gallant heroes failed us. THEY FAILED~! They were killed immediately when approaching the parasite spores. All that was left were dry dead corpses. Skinny and appalling looking. The brave and unlucky ones, we salute you! Lightly infected ones will also end up mutated. So, we can conclude that EHGs and their need for lipids have infected and brought our world to an end, killing and devastating, infecting and parasiting, putting us in dismay. We should work together, hand in hand, to save ourselves a brighter future.